"Look, I know how tough it is for you to say good-bye, so I’ll say it. Maybe you’re right. Maybe we will see each other again. But just in case we don’t… I want you to know how much you’ve meant to me. I’ll never be able to shake you." - Hawkeye Pierce
i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places
never has a gif set described my entire life so perfectly
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Vincent Van Goat, from the Clackamas County Fair Goat Costume Contest. He won. I was so excited for him!
OH MY GOD
what a beautiful day to not be in high school